October 23

Kiss your crush but don’t mess it up day

Ahh it’s October 23 my dudes

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October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

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October 1

The first day of spooky month! This is when you have to start making your costume

Girl: It’s finally October 1! And I’m already starting on my costume
Boy: isn’t it to early?
Girl: 𝔻𝕀𝔻 𝕀 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ?

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October 29

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

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October 16

The day the 8th graders got fucked up by some Vodka in a Hydroflask

Ah shit it’s October 16, you know what that means

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October 29

National yeet that one medium hight friend.... yeah, that one.

Tall friend “It’s October 29”
Medium friend “god no”
Short friend “yes”

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7 October

National come to your boyfriends house and give him so many cuddles and kisses and watch Big Bang Theory
Just joking you have to watch The Good Doctor!!!

You have too 7 October 🥺

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