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The worst law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.
I bet they’re an LPD Officer.
That LPD Officer deals guns.
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Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.
Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?
Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.
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The art of quickly passing an administration task to someone else, with the objective of reducing one's workload. It is common for the initiator to not fully understand the query, or give their Office Tennis opponent a summary of what is required. It is often active with several players at any one time.
This is has become more prevalent with the invention of email.
Bob gets upset after receiving an office tennis email from Lisa, that does not explain what is required or has anything to do with him.
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When a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. Hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. Named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding.
I gave that fool a Dentist office yo!
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Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
A boy that just moved to your school but you happen to have evidence that he's an undercover cop
Hope: Hey they're trying to sell drugs to him.
Clyde: little do they know he's an officer maxwell
"Oh, have to hit Jimmy's Office. I'll meet you at your desk in a bit."