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Fingering a girl after eating spicy food (Wings, tabasco etc.) and accidentally forgetting to wash your hands.
The Catch is that you actually think that you're amazing due to the screaming until she tells you that it burns uncontrollably - then you do the math and figure it all out.
I accidentally Fire Blasted my girlfriend last night...
Really?
Yeah, we were sitting there after i downed a dozen pickled eggs covered in Tobasco Sauce...
Her: Ooohhhh my godddd owwww
Him: Yeah wow is right you love it
Her: No it burns
Him: Oh woops...
Her: Woops what?
Him: Never mind Baby...
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A more polite way of saying "go to hell".
Amy: You can't do anything right
Jenna: go catch fire!
Amy: I won't catch fire; I'm not the one who stole the money from Todd
Jenna: You'll catch fire alright; you helped me steal it.
Todd: Catch fire, you thief!
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When you take a poop and it kinda burns your butthole.
Dang guy that crap gave me fire butt.
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1.This party is jumpin!
2. Some one started a fire on the roof.
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A state of being super busy or overwhelmed. When your hair is on fire, you are consumed with reacting to an emergency and have not time to deal with ankle biters.
It was one of those hair on fire moments where everyone and their brother was requiesting things from me at the same time.
Do you need help? it looks like your hair is on fire.
I am sorry I didn't call you back; my hair was on fire at work.
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A contortionist striper in which the amazing band, Alexisonfire, named themselves after. When they made their website, Alexis Fire threatened to sue becuase they were using her name without permission. They have since changed the name to www.theonlybandever.com
xstillxlifex: Alexisonfire pwns
avrilispunk: dud, dey suk
xstillxlifex: What do you know about music?
xstillxlifex: You think that Avril is punk!
xstillxlifex: Now that is sad
avrilispunk: w/e, she is so punk and bands who scream suck
avrilispunk: Alexis Fire suks 2
xstillxlifex: You are a stupid noob
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Firing leng:-
The term refers to being controled by your significant other. It was created upon the idea of being caught in gun fire and not being able to escape it. It can also be used as being 'lenged'. The term was created by Gooneytoon to refer to a certain someone. Other simalar terms include 'being on lock', 'Your Girlfreind/Boyfriend wears the trousers' or plainly being 'whipped'.
"That boy is firing leng" (That boy is whipped)
"That girl has her boyfreind on leng." (His girlfriend wears the trousers.)
"Blud, you are lenged." (Friend, you are whipped)
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