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The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.
Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.
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The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.
I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.
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a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.
look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.
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When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet
Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house
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when you get dicked down or are dicking down a partner on a carpeted floor which results in getting rug burn.
“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”
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The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"
Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.
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A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.
Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.
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