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Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
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Noncy man that's likes small children and has the incompetence of a spoon.
"Who's that?"
"Oh that's Dan Brimson, he'll touch you up and put you in his freezer with the other dozen frozen kids, because he's a necropheliac."
When you scorch the ding dings and you gotta cool it off with some Danimals yogurt
I burnt jewletes so I had to do some Dan baggin to help the pain!!!
noun. a gash in the facial area requiring stitches.
I got the sickest Dan Rowell yesterday. I tripped and fell on a rock and got 4 stitches above my eye. Takes my lifetime total to 32 Dan Rowell stitches
Dan Torelli is the drummer for Chicago based rock band Madina Lake, along with bandmates Matthew Leone, Mateo Camargo and Nathan Leone. He was born on August the 7th. Dan began drumming at the age of 12. He also apparently learnt piano aged 6. He is a vegetarian. Along with Nathan, Dan is one of THE nicest men I've ever had the pleasure to meet.
Fan1: Hey, Look! It's Dan Torelli!
Fan2: Dan, please may you sign our poster. The thing is we have no pen, could you use out eyeliner?
Dan: How efficient of you! *signs poster and scribbles over his eyes.*
Yeah, that really happened to me. :D
To have sex and cum inside the girls vagina and going crazy thinking that she is pregnant
wow last night i was running around because i dan galled with nicole