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Tobias holden,better known as Toby the tram engine, is a Great eastern railway C53, which was later reclassified by the London and north eastern railway as the J70, 12 were built, 68221 being toby himself. To put it simply, he is a old motherfucker with 6 small wheels, a tall funnel(you wouldnt be able to tell since he’s a tram engine and boxy), a short stumpy boiler,and a short stumpy dome, who WILL NOT GIVE ANY SHITS, he wont care if your a crip or a blood, west or east, north or south, american or british, London and mid-scottish railway,Southern railway, Great western railway, or even LNER built, he will not give a shit.the only person he will give a shit about is his practically wife, which is henrietta, an also GER build, being east angla Wisbech and Upwell Tramway 4 wheel non bogie coach, which he took everywhere with him, even when he was save from the time he was bought by the GOAT controller topham hatt the 1st, which was brought on as a smartass move also by the GOAT, being when thomas the tank engine was caught on tramway roads (road which is used in railway terminology as the track itself) when a new cop rolled on his turf, and gave topham mutiple violations about thomas not covering his wheels, i mean, its illegal , but its like sharing your netflix password,whcih is also illegal but nobody gives a shit, something else that toby did is that he brought henrietta along for the royal train, AND NOT EVEN THOMAS BROUGHT ANNIE AND CLARABEL, i think that tom dont care
Hi toby the tram engine
Who are you
midnight toker....only does the best so two will do ,Space Cowboy the Devil himself
Revolution is his name !!
Traveler in Time...
azazel : yo thats the best where did that come from ..?
god of thunder :those seeds were planted by Toby Two Tokes
azazel well that explains everything
A spagacker that roams the streets of Temple City, CA. Usually loud and obnoxious whils constantly flailing his arms in the air like he has epalepsy cursing profanity at anyone within ears reach. Ranting and raving about Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Gerbles. Loves the poo dick!
Toby sick ass A spagacker that roams the streets of Temple City, CA. Usually loud and obnoxious while constantly flailing his arms in the air like he has epalepsy cursing profanity at anyone within ears reach. Ranting and raving about Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Gerbles. Loves the poo dick!
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The K-Fed Toby is one of the newest Tobies out there. The K-Fed Toby is after Kevin Federline. Where Kevin Federline is a pure Toby at heart, the K-Fed Toby is a hybrid. The K-Fed Toby has several breeds, the wanna be toby, the New Iberia toby, the Carencro toby, the pretty boy toby. This Toby could become the next pure breed Toby on the species list. This Toby is not dangerous at all and has many Pretty Boy Toby tendencies. As with all Tobies, the K-Fed Toby does not believe in condoms. He is a raw dog master and will impregnate any Tasha in his path. Just like the Pretty Boy Toby he will hate to the max.
Check out that K-Fed toby pimpin over there.
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Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."
White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."
or,
Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"
Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."
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a saying that can be used to describe anything really really white such as a person, animal or inanimate object.
man, that sheet is white like toby
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Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.
1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!
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