cumdoza line

The point during sex when the male crosses from trying to not orgasm early to wondering how much longer he has to continue to satisfy his partner and becomes bored with repetitive action.

The line is named after Mario Mendoza, who is known for batting .200 and being an awful lover.

I was thinking to myself 'don't cum don't cum don't cum' then I crossed the cumdoza line and had to wait awhile to get back into it.

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

purple-lining

Occurs when one is using the Maps app on an iPhone. Instead of actually reading the directions, the person simply makes sure that their blue location dot remains along the path of the purple directions line.

"Bro, what exit are you supposed to get off at?"

"No idea, man. I'm straight purple-lining right now."

Elizabeth line

1. A line of ground powdered substance (typically cocaine) inhaled through a nostrel using a banknote featuring a portrait of Her Maj Queen Elizabeth II (i.e., banknotes of the UK and Crown dependencies)

2. A £19bn railway line in south-east England running from Essex to Berkshire, cutting underground through central London

Camilla made the Elizabeth line a mainstay of her morning ritual

Neapolitan Lines

Any combination of narcotics mixed for insufflation.

I've got some ket left, let's add it to the coke and mandy and make some Neapolitan Lines.

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pillow line

a line when skiing or snowboarding has many boulders covered in heavy snow.

Did you hit that pillow line coming off the north face?

the straight lines

cocaine

“the straight lines, they unwind you”