saggy, disproportionate breasts with big blown out nipples and stretch marks
Person 1: "Dude did you see the slop puppies on her?"
Person 2: "Oh my God man, I bet they would fall under her armpits and touch behind her back without a bra!"
A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.
- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy
- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy
It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!
An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1 part vodka and two parts ginger ale.
Sometimes called a “Fuzz Bud”.
I’ll order a shrub puppy please.
A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”
When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.
"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."
A dog that’s used to bribe children not to feel bad about their parents not loving each other anymore
“Dude, just heard about your parents affair, guess it’s over?”
“You know it bro, it’s divorce puppy time”