a gossip (tea) table of 3-5 people that spill tea together.
I GOTTA HEAR WHATS UP WITH THAT TEA TABLE
A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.
(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom
Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*
Why... The... Fuck
damn I wanna eat a table popsicle
Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes
Person: walking to the couch
Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes
Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.
a table used for sex like off the movie american pie
BOB: hey did u see my pool table
Beck: yea sorry it was full with cum
bob : yea next time ima use the pool table
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A transparent glass table mainly used in the sexual practice of the glass bottom boat, wherein one partner gets under the table and lies on his back to look up through the glass, while the other partner squats over the table and the face of his/her companion and shits onto the glass table, and the first partner gets a bird's eye view of all the activity around the brown eye.
Get under the shitting table, bitch! I have somethin' to show you! Hold your nose!
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