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Grand Canyon Tour

A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.

Can be abbreviated as a GCT.

That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!

Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.

by Robert Harris May 1, 2004

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r-rated tour guide

A college student who has sex with their college friends hometown friends when they are visiting.

Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."

by shmoopdidiwhoop April 23, 2019


taste of chaos tour

The Taste of Chaos tour is the winter version of the Vans Warped tour. although it is put on by the same people, it is nowhere near as good as warped tour. taste of chaos is mainly mainstream bands, such as the used and my chemical romance. the tour is justifed only by the fact that Underoath is playing on some of the dates. there are also some good, less mainstream bands that play on the acoustic and sponsored stages. otherwise, the tour is an excuse for mainstream kids to experience a mini-warped tour, with less moshing and intensity. if you want the real stuff, go to Vans.

Mall Punk: I went to taste of chaos... it was seriously hardcore.

(now everyone go look up mall punk and you will understand)

by the truth March 3, 2005

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Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.

"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011

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le tour de franzia

Le Tour de Franzia is a drinking game in which the point is to consume a 5L box of wine as fast as possible. Usually requiring a team. Each team gets a color corresponding to their varietal of choice.

Dude I thought I was Lance Drinkstrong last night and did le Tour de Franzia by myself.

How long did you puke afterwards.

2 hours

by Rapcallion 1 RVA September 4, 2006

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Marquette University Tour Guides

An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.

Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"

by tourguide April 30, 2011

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Redbank New England Tour

When a person allows Maine Hot Pocket, New Hampshire Nasty, Vermont Corona Mudslide, Massachusetts Mailbag, Rhode Island hot tub, Connecticut Cowballs to be done to them.

Vicky was hoping that in September she would get to go to New England to see the leaves, but when she was hit by the bus on her way to buy tampons her dreams were ruined until George agreed to give her a Redbank New England Tour.

by dirtyschlonge March 15, 2010