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The smart one among a group of idiots.
The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water
Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater
Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.
When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"
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Another slang word for a man's penis.
The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.
To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.
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The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.