Random
Source Code

Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.

Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009


Basket Weasel

A clever person who gets high quality and enviable goods for a shockingly cheap price.

"Check out this cool thing I got it for $2."

"You got that for $2?!?!? You basket weasel!!!!"

"Loooool ikr, I got a good deal;D"

by BasketWeasel725 March 21, 2017


Turd weasel

A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.

We must have a turd weasel under the sink, I see all the droppings.

by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018


The Masked Weasel

When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)

Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!

Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?

Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!

by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010


Sugar Weasel

Sugar Weasel is an adult entertainer who performs as a naked clown. He works rock venues, club openings etc. but is probably most well known for being a male escort catering to women with clown fetishes ( see: Coulrophilia)

Sugar Weasel is a bad ass clown, did you see the size of his dick?

by Madame Munster September 7, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


crazed weasels

Putatively horny and out-of-control rutting beasts.

They checked into the Motel 6 and fucked like crazed weasels.

by octopod November 22, 2003

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


shine the weasel

to jerk off, masturbate the penis

i'm going to watch some porn and shine the weasel.

by G1969 November 6, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž