paper boy

noun, slang, technical. Someone who still reads books on paper instead of an e-book reader.

I'm reading the new release already while my friend the paper boy is still waiting for his copy in the mail.

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Shit Paper

What you use to remove feces from your ass. Sometimes newspaper, napkins, and paper towls. Never magazine pages, too slick.

See Also: Corn Cob

Damn! No toilet paper. Looks like I'm gonna have to go get some shit paper.

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Leaves and paper

A joint, with the leaves being marijuana and the paper being rolling paper.

"Hey Matt, let's go burn some leaves and paper."

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Paper Platoon

get yo maskk on

aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon

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paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.

Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.

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Get Paper

The act of making money.

To obtain physical paper money by some act.

I'm down to set trip to get paper.

I'm broke I need to plan a caper and get paper.

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paper fetish

To be so erotically or romantically into an anime or game character that you lose any desire for a real human. Called a "paper fetish" because the closest you'll ever get to action with them is fondling a sheet of paper.

The otaku has a paper fetish, because he turned down a date to jack off to pictures of Rei online.

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