Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

Diamonds On Parade

When you butt chug cheap vodka.

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"

parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with

“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”