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A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.
"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
Also known as LP. An enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. Most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas
Little pat is a gash.
A guy who approaches an established group of friends and immediately becomes a part of it. A New Pat typically will physically resemble an amazing friend that one or more people will have known for years. A New Pat immediately becomes a close friend that is reliable, caring, and fun.
Remember Jack from last night? He is such a New Pat!
It's when you smack someone's booty lovingly
Come here lemme booty pat you!
The achivement when an individual player wins the league’s championship trophy 3 times in a row, on a minimum of two different teams. Named for Pat McCaw and Pat Maroon, who are the most recent players to accomplish this feat in the NBA and NHL respectively.
If his team wins again this year, he’ll have pulled off a Pat Trick.