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pc load letter: 1. to destroy or dismantle, usu. violently, a printer or copier of any type, generally in response to repeated errors that cannot be explained. 2. to beat up, verbally or physically, poss. as a result of repeated failures or errors in judgement.
1. Bill: This printer keeps giving me that "PAPER JAM" error. I've pulled the ink, opened it up and checked all the blue and green levers. What gives?
Bob: No sweat. If that mothertrucker doesn't fix itself in the next 5 minutes, I know a guy at the loading ramps out back that will go totally pc load letter on it, no questions asked, and then we can requisition a new one from supply.
Bill: Right Bob, that'll work. It'll only take about 10 months for them to get us a new one. Good idea. You fucking cheesedick. I always hated you.
2. Sally: Hey Vince, what happened to your eye? Looks like you've been fighting with dolphins over at Sea World. That, or did your new girlfriend not appreciate the true meaning of your new tatoo?
Vince: Ah, shut the hell up, Sally. She digs the tat. Everybody likes Iron Crosses. Their classic understated elegance can't be denied. No, Bill and Bob got into a scuffle yesterday over some bullshit with the HP printer, a guy from supply tried to help, and they both jumped him. When I tried to break it up, they executed a joint pc load letter on my face, then took me to the men's room and showed me things no man should ever be shown. Let us never speak of this again.
Sally: You know, Vince, when you started working here at the airport, I figured I'd give you the benefit of the doubt, despite your obvious lack of fashion sense. And yet you persist in telling me these lies. Bill and Bob would never attack anyone from supply. The entire department is run by a Filipino Mafia. You attack one, and they come out of the woodwork when you're alone, and show you what Manila is really all about. Now, go get your shinebox, my boots need polishing.
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Washington Latin is a broke charter full of sjws. They are a public school that tries to be private. The deans are fagits and the kids are made of autism.
Have you guys seen the kids at Washington Latin PCS they are all so autistic
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After dating a Perth College chick for a few months now, I can confirm that it is the rattiest school in Perth. They gander about irrelevant beef and have been abided by Jesus himself to never touch a drug. They are all bent as fuck but play an important roll in increasing Perth’s slut count.
David cunt, who’s that hoe you were with, I betcha it was a Perth College (PC) bird!
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Conclusion sentence for every english presentation.
Could be used instead of easy gg.
The act of standing or sitting motionless while waiting for your PC to boot up or restart. Refers to the extended periods of time you spend motionless while you wait for your PC to restart, especially if it is not operating properly.
Higgins fell asleep in his chair while he was doing the PC boot up dance.
Bob had to be resuscitated after he restarted his computer and lapsed into a coma while doing the PC boot up dance.
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Working yourself up to an semi erect state while forming a ring around the penis with the middle finger and thumb.
PC Ligiment stretch
"man im abit stiff i should stretch tonight before bed"
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Something that nobody cares about anymore
Person 1: "Hey have you heard of PC vs Mac, I'm so on the PC side."
Person 2: "Dude, This is literally Something that nobody cares about anymore, get over it"
Person 1: "Shut up you're just a stupid Mac user!"
Person 2: "No, I use both PC and Mac. You're really an idiot if you still think PC vs Mac is still a useable argument, Nobody cares anyway. So shut up."
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