it said pens

1) a typing phenomenon occuring when, in an attempt to write "pens," one accidentally writes "penis." This phrase is most commonly used in reference to this phenomenon for any words or phrases that closely resemble more incriminating words or phrases.

2) a forum post used to call another out when this kind of typo is made.

3) an AWOT expression used to refer to the first recorded instance of this phenomenon.

boogs: "I was chewing on my blue penis the other day when it exploded in my mouth."
Stonehenge: "Bwahahaha. 'it said pens!'"

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The Goat Pen

a small box that we put Tyler in when we see stupid commercials on television

Svein the Peevish and I put Tyler in The Goat Pen when we saw the latest Geico commercial.

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pen is cool

code word for penis when you're writing a note in class

"his pen is cool is showing"

"yesterday dan's pen is cool was bulging out of his shorts!"

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pen jockey

the dj of the pen; one with mad writing skills, particularly of remix stories

Katie was writing an awesome remix story, and declared herself a pen jockey.

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Pen Boots

something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark.

Man your Pen Boots sure do look like a bad ass chameleon

Fuck me so hard in the ear! Those Pen Boots look sweegy

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Pig-Pen

A pussy that is really nasty and fishy.

Boy 1: I Licked out Monica yesterday
Boy 2: OMG you didnt! i heard she had a right pig-pen

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Pen Pineapple Apple Pen

It is a stupid song. Created by me.

Pen pineapple apple pen

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