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Your stomach's best companion!
Has the famous catchphrase "Pet Saffa toh har rog Daffa"
Constipation hates him, Stomach problems dread him and people who love to live life healthy and naturally love him. He is your friend, my friend and all of ours friends. Pet Saffa the best.
He really needs Pet Saffa right now, only that can help his stomach problems..
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when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.
Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester
A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.
You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.
When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.
I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.
When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.
“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “
Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.
Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.