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When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
a term used for teams who choked an easy win in a sport
can also be shortened to: "philly" or "fusion"
They almost won, but they pulled a philadelphia fusion
A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.
When the body of a car is slightly set sideways
“dad do you see that car it has terrible philadelphia drift”
Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
Philadelphia 500 is something for members of the “community” to be proud proud of .
The Philadelphia 500 is a sad day for this great city when the homicide rate has peaked at an all-time high of 500
The one thing that “those people “sure know how to do well is kill each other by shooting indiscriminately with little to no regard for life.
yo-yo yo, we’re gonna party like it’s 1999 y’all The Philadelphia 500 in effect
The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.
A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.
There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”
“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”
“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”
*chestbump*