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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
Pronounced (pet-iphil). One Phillip Bradt will become petaphil who stalks, and hits on young girls. A vicious predator known to ask black co-workers if they can date their daughters preferably between the ages of 10-17 years of age. You can also become familiar with a (Phillip-Bradt) if it is lurking directly in the shadows, and right behind its leaders so it may breath upon their necks in order to advance. If you come across The nicknamed and classified petiphil, you can contact your local mental health pest control facilities. If one comes into your work place don't talk to its leaders. They can't be trusted because the senior will be its best friend.
I saw a petiphil , Phillip Bradt, chasing a group of young girls at a high school! Call mental health pest control!
He is a man that is a man that has a goose named the goose.
John Phillip has the Goose?!?!
An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.
Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
A guy who is best in his work .his lives a long and healthy life
your name is Phillip Hughes you will live a long life