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origon Australia,n; alcoholic, lush; drunk; derro...etc.
her old man reckons Im a piss-tank.
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In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.
"Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".
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A drinking session. A booze up.
Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.
Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.
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When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.
Dude, I was at that party all night, and when I got home, I had to take a fat piss.
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a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing
If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean
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When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.
*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*
When someone is referred to as "Piss pilled", it means that they're generally bitter, resentful, and often angry/upset at/towards others for no reason, or an irrational reason. They are called "Piss pilled" as a take on the 1999 film The Matrix, in which there is an option for the protagonist to take the red or blue pill, each with a different consequence. In recent years, red and blue pills have garnered more attention and relevance in popular Internet culture, as they have gained deeper meanings, and more pills have been made up. Too long didn't read, taking the Piss pill means that you have chosen to live a life of "pissful ignorance," or a life where you are always pissed off and everything sucks for you.
Person 1: "Why's that guy such an a-hole? I didn't even do anything and he flipped me off and told me to go f myself!"
Person 2: "Ah don't mind Brian. He's Piss pilled. It's nothing personal he's just a jerk to everyone."