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A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.
I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.
You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.
Dude, I went to that hippie jam band last night, those guys sure know how to wank the plank, man.
the act of trying to play ping-pong while making out
usually resulting in concussions, eye injuries, broken light fixtures, and possibly sodomy.
not recommended for persons dating for less that 1 month.
Friend 1 "man, bill ended up in the hospital and is being sued
by molly"
Friend 2 "yea i heard, he shouldn't have been trying to do
both, he sure got ping-planked
The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.