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When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.
JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.
original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?
I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"
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Playing beer pong with das boot's. The same rules as beer pong applies except instead of 6 cups placed on each side, 6 das boots are used. When a shot is made, the boot must be chugged. Do not attempt unless you are a professional drinker or can hold extreme amounts of alcohol.
My boy Shane kicked my ass in das boot pong.
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The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse
Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.
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When your playing beer pong and you shove the ball up your partners ass then thrust them in the front until it shoots out their ass and towards the cups
Dude i can't believe we made that dirty pong hole, it was sexy.
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When men play with there balls in there pants through there pockets in there pants!
I saw Frank playing Pocket ping pong yesterday when I was talking to him.
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The game in which a man and a woman play ping pong, the man with a paddle and the woman with her vagina which is used in the serve
God! laura aced me last night with a very "tight" shot
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A variation of traditional college Beer Pong (aka Beirut) designed for an uneven number of players. With 6 or 10 (or however many you want) solo cups on each side, the game is played 1 v. 1 with all other players starting on the sideline. As soon as a cup is made, the recipient of the made cup retires to the sideline with his/her cup full* of beer, and the next in line steps in to take the loser's place. Possession goes immediately back to the maker of the cup. No re-racking mid-turn. Two (2) re-racks are allowed per side. The game ends when one player makes the final cup on one of the sides. No redemptions. Additional rules: Rollbacks must be thrown behind the back. No bouncing (that's for pussies). Cups must be drained before taking a shot. House rules are always applicable and can alter aforementioned rules. *Full beers are not necessary, though preferred.
Despite the fact that I sank every cup, that uncoordinated buffoon won Canadian Beer Pong because his last shot happened to bounce off of a wounded soldier into the last cup.
Hey guys! Michael's being a lame-ass tonight so we only have 3 people willing to have fun. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong!
Hey bros! It's a Monday and I don't want to do my work. Let's play Canadian Beer Pong with full beers and get bananalated.
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