Random
Source Code
Random
1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.
Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"
18👍 4👎
the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets
"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".
34👍 10👎
One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.
Ross's Sister has a tight poon.
68👍 23👎
The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.
"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"
32👍 9👎
A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.
That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.
78👍 30👎
What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.
I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!
36👍 11👎
When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.
Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.
John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...
8👍 1👎