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Finally Deciding To Break The Law
Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch
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A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.
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A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
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a bushy patch of hair located in the buttocks region
Damn she's fine I hope she has a back porch rug
When you can't get hired at the only strip club in a hundred miles so you just strip on your porch.
Yo, Susan might be ugly but shes on her porch money tits game for sure
Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.
This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.
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When the crazy you are seeing/dating/fucking stalks you to point that he/she is standing on your back porch "to talk".
Man, I had back porch crazy at my place, wanting to talk about our future. I was freakin' out and hid the bunny.
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