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pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade December 4, 2015


pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.

Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!

by Churc1070 December 22, 2019


Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.

Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO

by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012


Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch May 17, 2007


Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020


Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.

I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.

by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016


pork brains

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.

God damn salty_jak has pork brains and just shot me!

by Jack Salty March 20, 2017