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cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.

Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 12, 2012


Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.

Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.

by Robert Flyinbobber Longcaster April 5, 2024


Claude pricing

A $35 USD prostitute.

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.

by Mr. Burns74 March 23, 2021


nice price

The pain a person feels for being a nice person as much as possible.

Ah, the nice price for the good life!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018


The Price is Right Shocker

Two in the plinko, one in the stinko.

Bob Barker welcomed each new beauty to the show by introducing them to the Price is Right shocker.

by Shaunasweets December 9, 2023


Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"

Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!

by QuacksO September 12, 2019


Able price

Someone who is a good listener, knows what there talking about. very good at being your friend, someone who is worth having in your life. Someone who will protect you from all The Man whore's who just wanna get into your pants. Someone who's very funny, cool and smart when he actually tires. Someone Who will help you with your boy Problems and tell you what's the reason for a guy acting that way. Someone who is able to charm any girl he wants which isn't okay. Someone Who Puts his friends before him. Someone Who Is going through A hard time. Someone With a very good taste in music, Someone With many Talents, Someone Who can rap like no other, Someone who i trust with my life. Someone who i love dearly. My Best Friend.

I wish i could have a friend like Able Price.

by thatonechick421 December 31, 2011