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What is Procrastination?....
It is a term used when referring to Brandon Immelman...
I wonder what is Procrastination doing today?
To not do something you should've done before,
commonly used when talking about homework and projects in school,
but can be used with other things too.
Person 1: Have you finished that project for Spanish class yet?
Person 2: No, I should've finished watching it yesterday but procrastination has taken ahold of me.
Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself
Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.
When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.
"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"
Something Dan Howell is.
Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.
When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.
Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.