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n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.
Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.
Examples of American promises:
1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."
"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.
An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"
Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"
Girl: Ok, let's kiss!
when two fine gents cross streams to solidify trust or an agreement
gent 1: "just thinking about staying in and ordering some taco bell"
gent 2: "what?! you said that you'd owe me a steak dinner tonight if the broncos won over our pee pee promise!"
gent 1: "yep yep yep sorry my bad i completely forgot about our pee pee promise"
gent 2: "phew ok. i think i'm gunna order my steak with asparagus lol"
gent 1: "good one gent 2"
a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend
bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend
a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.
best friend promise? yes
breaks promise
looses a best friend
Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.
person 1: “you promise?”
person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”
It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends
Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?