A very powerful dump that is propelled out your anus at such great speeds it forces you to be ejected from the toilet causing you to grab the "safety" or "handicap rail" to prevent from shooting upwards at a significant speeds.
At work today Cindy dropped a huge guard rail grabber I heard her moan and sigh with relief as the safery rail prevented her from blasting through the ceiling and leaving the bathroom looking like a Resident Evil murder scene.
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To snort a line of cocaine off of a fully erect penis
Me: Yo, do you even rail the main vein?
12 year old on Xbox live: Yeah, fucker, I rail the main vein every day!
There’s Jäger ripping a rail of white lightning
To be penetrated by a strap on.
I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
On October 15, you have to get railed or rail someone. If you don’t get railed or rail someone, you will get cursed and die.
Tiff: babe! It’s Get railed day!! Rail me so we don’t get the curse!
Jake: ok, come here and let’s fuck.. ;)
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when you really just yeet on the enemy team in black ops 4
David (before playing black ops): Guys, I'm bout to fly off the fucking rails.
David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!
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