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Logical and rational regarding dried grapes.
Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
a car full of really old people.
"why the hell are they going so slow?"
"it's probably a raisin box."
Instead of eating ass lets start calling it munching the "gray raisin"
A general description for an undesirable thing. Like raisins on pizza, the topic is something heavily disliked.
Did you actually see that movie? It was a total raisin pizza.
When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
The act of not wearing a brazier in public
I was down at the 7-11 and there was an old woman in there stealing raisins.
After you have furiously jacked off, part of your skin may have ripped. Along with the mixture of blood and semen (a strawberry shortcake), your dick has become so soggy that it is now shriveled like a veiny, naked, old raisin man.
Woman 1: Ugh, afterwards his dick was so shriveled!
Woman 2: Oh, he had a raisin frankfurt eh?
Woman 1: Yeah! it happened right after our bohemian pancake.
Woman 2: I'm kind of into raisin frankfurts.