The lowest rated definition on Urban Dictionary

The definition you're reading right now, yes, this one, has the highest amount of thumbs down on urbandictionary.com. Therefore, it is the lowest rated definition on urban dictionary.

See also: poopies, weenie and picklebutt.

Norman: Wow, look at the amount of thumbs down on that definition! It must be THE LOWEST RATED DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY.

Christopher: *Gets in Norman's face* I'm going to find out where you live, break into your house while you're sleeping, tie you to your bed, and SLIT your THROAT.

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Christopher: *Punches Norman in the nutsack*

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1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10

"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"

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99 percent survival rate

How dangerous the corona virus really is.

The media is making everyone overreact to the 99 percent survival rate virus.

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1-10 Female Rating Scale)

The scale of how you rate a female. Being usually one as just, ew... And ten as holy shit I want to fuck her

Douchebag John: I go by the 1-10 Female Rating Scale) and Kim get a 69 cus damn dat ass doe

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R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman

A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.

Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.

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hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate

The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:

2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit

and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn

Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.

Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.

Or

Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!

Girl: wow you really don't care about me

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cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

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