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(n.) Shitty-yet-addictive british TV show where everything new is considered highly controversial, and the opinions of a bunch of self-proclaimed "experts" over-ride any court judgement or what the facts clerly point to. Presented by a nice bi-sexual man called Richard, and a half-woman, half-cartoon fish called Judy.
Judy keeps richard on a leash by biting him with her sharp, pointy, filed-down teeth.
If you like to be a tool of the liberal media, and enjoy hearing one sided arguements, watch this show. Well, I'm conservative but I think it's pretty good to watch, just to laugh at the fucktards, and listening to the odd cool guest.
In reference to the Arnold Schwarzenegger alleged molestations:
A woman who spoke to the people making the allegations claimed that after speaking to these people, it suddenly became legal fact that he did molest them. This, and the tons of other bs were not challenged. I should go and molest these women and her because they all suck so much. And after all, if I can get them drunk enough to say "yes", then I will tarnish thier reputations and this bullshit about the governator (In case you can't tell, I'm a fan of his movies) will be dropped. mmm......
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Noun: when someone makes or tells a joke and the joke's intended recipient does not laugh, or the joke is not funny, the joke-teller is said to have pulled a "Richard Marx."
Origin: there is a man who frequents the downtown Syracuse NY scene and who dresses like he's Richard Marx's fanclub president, from his permed hair to his leather jacket to his cowboy boots poking out of his acid-washed tapered jeans. Once when he was spotted at a bar, a waitress was asked by a patron "Hey, don't you think that guy over there looks like Richard Marx?" The waitress responded with only "He's a really nice guy" and walked away from the table. Stunned but undeterred, the patron again said to the waitress upon her return "Hey, seriously, don't you think that guy over there looks like Richard Marx?" to which she again gave only the dead-serious reply "He's a really nice guy." The patron and his friend with him were dumbfounded, and ever since, as this story has been spread, it has been becoming known as "pulling a Richard Marx" when a joke doesn't turn out the laughs it was thought it would.
Tips: when someone pulls a Richard Marx, it is best not to blurt out "You just pulled a Richard Marx!" but rather to subtly inform said offender of his failed humor attempt. Try simply saying "Good one, Richard" or softly singing "Hold on to the nights." Best yet, when you pull a Richard Marx, just call it before someone else does. Try singing "Shoulda known better" as soon as you realize you've Richard Marxed a joke attempt. This might actually redeem you from your humor failure if your company is hip to what a Richard Marx is and they laugh at you calling yourself on it!
Calling a Richard Marx can be risky if other people present are not familiar with the term. If so, you might actually end up pulling a Richard Marx also if you call it and people are confused! Think about the company present, and consider keeping it subtle, before calling a Richard Marx.
Though somewhat malicious, people have been known to deliberately cause another person to pull a Richard Marx by intentionally not laughing at their otherwise funny joke. Technically this is a Richard Marx, but it's not what the term was originally coined to have done with it.
"I Richard Marxed myself" or "He Richard Marxed himself" are never the way to express this humor failure. Simply say "I Richard Marxed" or "He Richard Marxed" if you wish to express it this way.
Person 1: Man, poor Dave has been pulling one Richard Marx after another today!
Person 2: I know! It's been like a Richard Marx greatest hits tour!
Person 1: Dude, didn't you get it?
Person 2: Sorry bro, my mind was on the Richard Marx concert coming to town today.
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Da best, amazing, a real super woman. Also known as Wonder Woman. Has your back and your front. Will throw down in a zombie apocalypse and wipe away all that stand in her path including her beloved Rick Grimes. She's known to dominate the dance floor and cause panic attacks to older white folks in a reggae club. Her jerks, twerks, ticks and winning are arguably considered the 8th wonder of the world. Recently she's been dubbed royalty and is known as Lady Kat. Most recent she's been referred to as a Trap Queen.
When I grow up mommy, I want to be like Kathryn Richards. She's beautiful and strong!
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Synonym for dick rider, only can be stated openly in public without backlash for vulgarity.
"That damn Richard Rider keeps copyin everything i do that he thinks is cool.
"Flounder from DC 101 is Elliot's little Richard Rider".
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A crook.
Also, President of the United States from 1969-1974. His accomplishments included officially recognizing China, keeping a steady hand on the economy, managing the war in Vietnam with a reasonable level of competence, and completely destroying Americans' faith in their political system for generations to come by having the balls to create a massive criminal surveillance infrastructure then desperately trying to cover it up while becoming the laughingstock of the media.
Also, said "Sock it to me" on Laugh-In once. That was cool.
"Hey look, it's Richard Nixon!"
"Boo!"
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full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones
guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.
keith richards: you take credit?
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1.)
The shortest presenter currently on Top Gear, Hammond nearly killed himself in the unspoken of crash in 2006, driving a car called The Vampire at around 300mph.
Hammond's nickname is 'Hamster'.
He has also presented other tv shows, such as Richard Hammond's Blast Lab for children, which was televised on BBC & CBBC.
2.) Possibly the best looking guy over 40.
Normal Dude: Hey, do you watch Top Gear?
Awesome Person: yeah omg have you seen Richard Hammond he's amazing & James May is an idiot he falls off stuff & Clarkson is so OBNOXIOUS you know what I mean? I LOVE Top Gear! Its like the best TV show ever what do you think?!?
Normal Dude: Meh...
<walks off>
Awesome Person: Well that was a wasted conversation... :(
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