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When having sex with your partner from behind, just prior to ejaculation, you taser your partner.
I gave my girl the lightning rod last night!
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Somebody who is totally awesome and is usually the life of the party. Definitely not an asshole.
Also usually the person who helps you move or picks you up from the airport.
"Man, that dude sure is a D-Rod."
or
"I'm bored, call a D-Rod."
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This was a sex act created by a good friend of mine a few years ago, when we were discussing the various gross sex things (Hot lunch, Jelly Donut, etc.) Anywho, here's what a Flying Rod is:
Take one woman, and one man. You'll need three Swedish meatballs, and two aluminum poles with a diameter of at least four inches. Stick one pole in her pussy, the other in her ass. Then, with the Swedish meatballs in your right hand, jizz in her right ear. Then eat one meatball and stuff your cock in her mouth. While she sucks it, shit in her left hand and eat a second meatball. Then put your left elbow by her mouth. While sucking you, she must eat the shit and lick your elbow. Then remove your cock from her mouth. Push the rod in her ass up as far as it will go, and remove the rod from her pussy. Stuff the remaining meatball into her pussy and then fuck her rotten with your cock. Once she is finished eating the shit, remove your cock from her pussy and piss all over her face. Remove the rod from her ass and give it a final fuck with your cock. That, is a Flying Rod.
I can't think of an example, but I think you get the idea.
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one of harley davidsons 2006 v-rod's, just released. one bad ass bike
i wish i could afford a night rod, it would own all these import bikes down the quarter mile.
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A penis that is in the erect status.
Mike," Why did you change your facebook name to Rod Stiffington?
Marc," Because i constantly have a boner!!
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don't be such an asshole.
a-rod = alex rodriguez... known for being an asssssholeee.
can you pass me the remote? - jim
NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. IT'S MINE. - douche
don't be such an a-rod - jim
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n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.
n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’
2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
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