Root Pants

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

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lay root

:to engage in sexual intercorse

"I sure would like to lay root to her."
"she needs the root layed."

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pull the root

To pull on Your penis

I pull the root in the morning.

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Root

A famous dance established in Garden City, NY. To accomplish the "Root," you must put one foot in front of the other and move in a skipping motion. Your legs do not cross, and each time your front foot hits the floor, you bend down and dip your head.

I'm so happy tonight, so I think I'm going to do the Root!

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Sex Root

A penis sprung in the pants-the woman reaches down and it's like grabbing a root.

Look at that viscious sex root!

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grass roots

Pothead development program. Program to develop and increase social awareness within the herbal community.
Created by Peter Tosh but never really reached its highest potential.

Young Peter enrolled into the Leary County Grass Roots Program to receive a higher education.

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root down

To engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position. The word root refers to the male genitals and it is pointed down in the missionary position.

Also a song by the Beastie Boys on their 1994 Ill Communication album.

"I'm gonna fuck my bitch root down tonight!" (Refers to sexual activity)

"Have you heard Root Down by the Beastie Boys yet?" (Refers to a song)

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