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When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.
Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.
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A mosquito that lives in the skid row area of downtown Los Angeles due to its drug addiction, poverty, and/or general lack of motivation and productivity. The skid row mosquito is also not able to find a job. The skid row mosquito general looks for and bites people that are forced to frequent the area for various reasons. A bite from a skid row mosquito may require a visit to the doctor, antibiotics, and time of from work.
Dang I went to work and got bit by a skid row mosquito down town and now I have to go to the doctor for some drugs and a note for work !
A meal offered at a restaurant you frequent that’s so excellent that, if you were awaiting execution on death row, you would order that meal as your last meal.
The pizza at Contes is the most fantastic tasting pizza he ever ate. He would order it as his last meal on earth. It’s that good; it’s death row good.
The weird shit people do in the back rows of cinemas, lecture theatres etc. Can refer to joking around, eating cereal, grinding Fortnite and making out as well as anything else deemed a shenanigan.
Lawyer: “Your honour my client was just engaging in some back row shenanigans”
Judge:
“Your client was whacking off during a screening of Paddington 2”
A shot that you take before you die. Whats not in it.
A shot you take at the bar before you are sentenced to death or life in prison or if you need to catch up with your friends quick death row shot.
To engage is sexual acts without a form of protection or birthcontrol
Charlie took Sarah home and raw dog rowe'd her.
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Free will baptist who sit in the back row to sleep and hope to not get called out
I’m a back row baptist you know where I’m sitting!!
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