Royal Teacup

During anal sex, you pull out right before ejacualtion and make sure your partner's asshole is facing upward. Then cum into the gaping asshole and quickly suck it out like it's a cup of tea.

I did a Royal Teacup on Jane.

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Royale high

A game where trashy hoes and men with beards collect sets and scam each other. Lots of people online date and small uwu girls hit on players named jake. People also inflate prices and pay real money for fake things

Person A: Wanna play roblox?

Person B: sure, what game?
Person A: Royale high
Person b: Only if we can fuck first

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Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

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Royal Flush

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

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Royal Bumpkin

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

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Royal Flush

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

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royal ass

King Arthur

BBC Merlin TV series

Person a: I knew you were an ass, I just didn't realise you were a royal one.
Person b: bisexual attraction

Merlin calling Arthur a royal ass -BBC Merlin S1 E1 Dragons call

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