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Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.
It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.
The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".
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Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.
When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
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a thing that most "freaks" wear and is considered a fashion statement or a thing that most poor people use to hold clothes together
God what a posser for wearing that saftey pin
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Australian thongs 🩴
Home work attire
Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots
When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
a safety pin, if worn as an earring, usually means that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ comunity or most often simply gay.
person A: do you think she's into girls? should I make a move on her?
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.
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Letting out half a shit so that you can hold your shit for longer
Guy number 1: hey dude I know I'm gonna need a shit later
Guy number 2: go have a safety shit then
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