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Blue salad n. is the result of dense and heavy deification turds into a porta potty without first layering the top of the water with toilet paper, in which the bluish water back splashes up and stains of this vile chilled liquid slather your taint and rosebud the color of blue shit water.
So the next person who go to toss your blue salad should mention this to you, bc most of you rocking a blue salad have no idea how their white panties, duh dunt tah-dahs or chonies
There’s no paper in the porta pots so try to avoid your blue salad by jumping up with the release of each skat
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A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.
Spread your asshole whilst I eat tossed salad, even though the two have no relation whatsoever.
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When a male is driving a car and his knees are on the steering wheel and the girl is underneath him eating out his ass, while using her feet to push the pedals.
Travis was driving to school, while Judy gave him a toyota salad.
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A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.
DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.
A Trademark and Tradition of
Rusty & MalibuTarbie
"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"
"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."
*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"
Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers
The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats
Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.
A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.
Salad God is an awful character please kill him