The act of defacating on a persons head during a sexual encounter so that it drapes across the forehead in the fashion of a small brimmed hat.
Can you believe Vince gave that chick a San Francisco fedora during the threesome?
San Francisco Fedora is the act of taking a dump on your partners head while having a threesome
Last night I hooked up with that chick and her friend from the club and gave them a San Francisco Fedora
When you take a crap on someone's head.
Not even the potential payout would force me to admit I let an old man give me a San Francisco Fedora while I suck and fuck multiple guys.
When someone defecates into the rectum of another person.
While Dave was laying upside down in the floor with his butt cheeks spread open, he told me to give him a San Francisco Snicker Swap
When a dude pulls Saran Wrap over his face as his partner shits liquid poo on his face.
Tyler gave me a San Francisco Hot Plate on date night.
When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.
I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.
When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.