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Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.
His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.
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When there are no women present with a group of men.
Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.
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a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.
Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*
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A term for masturbation
brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage
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A group wang wrangler involving folks of the fruity persuasion.
Not to be confused with the sausage smoke.
Hey, Jeb, we fixed the problem while you were in that sausage pull.
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(n): cock in the morning after a good lick and suckfest by partner
(v): the sucking of a partners purple headed yogurt slinger in the morning
Dave: This tastes like morning sausage
Tony: Like when you wake your boyfriend up with a blowjob
Dave: Exactly
Tony: Wow, your gay
Dave: I really like the cock
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When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
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