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When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
Schlong + longing.
Expression when someone is desperated or in need for sexual activities.
When someone is longing for the schlong.
In that moment she was schlonging so hard for David her panties started to moisten
The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars
Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot
When you use a word you think you know the definition to, but you actually don’t, however you use it anyway because it just sounds right. Later to find out it has the definition of something non-related.
Me: Wow, that guy has a rather large schlong! Friend: Are you talking about his nose? Me: Obviously! Friend: You mean, he has a large schnoz, right? That was a schlong moment!
For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.
Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.
John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.
When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture
“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”
When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!