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A Mystery in Which The Solition Was A No-Brainer but,
1.) The Person Investigating is Too Personally Attached They Miss The Obvious.
2.) The Person Doesn't Care at All but Was Using to Occupying Time. Whether to be Kind to Their Friend/acquaintance, Stall, or to Overcome Boredom.
MYSTERY #1: My favorite Pet is itchy is it fleas, ticks, mites, something internal, idk I want to fix it but there are many things that could be wrong. *Google Google google* they must have dog cancer.
SOLUTION: just bathe the animal. Treat other symptoms if present.
Use: The Dog Got Better...
"What did y'all do"
Solve Scooby-Doo Mysteries and bathed him
MYSTERY #2: Man, the House Mouse Keeps Stopping at the Guards Desk... what are they up too?...
"idk probably selling drugs"
Nah, we'd notice by now..
"Bet he's trying to get some special privileges"
Or he wants the fuck that cop..
*after some back and forth possibly
"Idk man Scooby-Doo Mysteries
SOLUTION: it's the house mouse(house rat, dorm rat, snitch) he's probably telling something or just killing time the only "friends" he's got are the uniforms.
Bonus Example:
When asked
"do you need help? you look lost."
And you realize you've walked in the same room 5 times and still forgot something simple or remembered it but feel silly.
"I'm fine Scooby-Doo Mysteries, love."
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When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.
Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.
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A movie law that if any character wears a mask or hides a part of his or her body or identity, they must unmasked. Originally derived from the cartoon series "Scooby Doo"
"Dude, 'V for Vendetta' sucked."
"Well it was frusterating that they didn't follow the scooby doo law."
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Scooby snacks are a womens breasts. Those delightful lady lumps, soft and lucious....wonderful snacks.
Damn check out the Scooby snacks on that one!!!
I got in trouble when I put my hand in the cookie jar and ate some scooby snacks....:(
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A lame, cheap trick usually used on cartoons that originated on the show Scooby-Doo. It's where the main characters are being chased my something, usually only one but sometimes more. The characters are seen running back and forth through three sets of doors/doorway-like-things, three on the left and three on the right. Done in silence except for special effects.
It's so annoying when that every time there's a chasing scene in a cartoon, they pull out the scooby-doo run.
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To scare the smart out of others around you so much they tilt their heads to one side while making the noise "ruh roh"
Example Question: WHAT DO YOU CALL THE DISH WHEN THEY FRY A PICKLE?
Your Scooby Doo Moment: Your head tilts; "Ruh Roh!"
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The method for determining the identity of a target based on a process of elimination. The term is often applied for humorous effect meant to indicate that a solution can easily be found by simply eliminating the obvious non-solutions.
The concept is based on the animated TV show "Scooby Doo" in which teenage investigators solve mysteries. The typical episode format includes someone dressed as a monster terrorizing people. The "meddling kids" proceed to determine the identity of the person behind the mask, providing an opportunity for the audience to guess who it is as well.
As an over-simplification, you know the person behind the mask simply because he’s the only person in the episode who isn’t Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, or Scooby (the primary characters).
Brilliant, you just reinvented the Scooby Doo Algorithm to choose what to eat for breakfast. . . It's not that hard since you only have one box of cereal, half a pizza, and ten cases of beer in the house.
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