Coral Screw

(n) a dislodged finger stuck in a human anal cavity

the doctor located the coral screw which was causing a lot pain to the patient

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deja screw

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

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Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

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screw-venir

the suvenir you get after a one night stand or quick sex scandle.

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)

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Screwed the pooch

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.

Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).

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Screw ball

a real screw up...no reference

you

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screwed up

A song from Ludacris' recent album:
Chicken -N- Beer

I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then

Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)

I'm screwed up

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