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A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.
Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
When you flex so hard and no one asked, but you proceed to tell everyone they are poor. Name for your Weiner. The owner of the biggest guild in Eso, whose cock is bigger than a bob cat and if you didn't know you haven't been rumbo seagulled yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.
Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
A sexual maneuver in which one partner mounts the other from behind grasping the arms of the prone partner, splaying them out like wings,proceeding to thrust hard but at a slow rhythm, thus causing the recipient to throw their head back and squawk, mimicking a seagull on dominant display. When employed correctly, that is.
The girl I picked up said she was adventurous, so I gave her the barking seagull and she LOVED it. She won't stop calling me.
Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)
Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!