bitch seat

The middle seat between two guys in the back of a car where the 'smallest' people are stuck to make more room in a small ride.

"Alright Toby, since you're the shortest and weigh the least you've got bitch seat for tonight."

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seat gypsie

A person or group of people who often move their seat at lunch, sporting event, or any other place in fear of having to sit next to someone they do not deem as cool.

Parker- Why do those kids always start a new table at lunch?
Jon- They're seat gypsies...

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toilet seat

An inconsistency in someone's characteristics, behaviours, beliefs or actions. Refered to as such because, like a toilet seat, they're always undecidedly "up and down" about whatever it is.

"Is Jim going to the party on Saturday?"

"Naw. He's being a toilet seat about it."

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take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

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Seat humper

a derogatory term for a bike rider

there's skaters, fruit-booters, andthen there's seat humpers

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seat biter

clenching your buttcheeks so hard together that it tears off part of the car seat,usually from bad driving.

Clay took took that corner so fast, I became a seat biter.

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ho' seat

in reference to a car with a bench seat if you don't have a window seat then you are the ho' bitch seat or any middle spot beteewn three people

when your inside a car that has a bench seat, and there's 3 people there, the middle spot is the ho' seat (ie: male ho'seat male or chick ho' seat chick like in a booth at a resturant or any other seats built for three.

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