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Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.
She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.
The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday
They suck. What else is there to say?
49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!
49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!
When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie
Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel