Elevator selfie

When a selfie is taken of a group of friends or colleagues on a crowded elevator.

Jenny: there are so many people in this elevator
Jim: I know. What a perfect opportunity to take an elevator selfie! Smile.
Jennifer: My Insta followers need to see this elevator selfie. Snd it to me

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gym selfie

The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.

Nah bro, stop sending her gym selfies.

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Selfie Rape

Taking a selfie while intentionally including someones face without their permission.

As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.

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Dad selfie

A photograph with 2 or more people using the front facing camera on a phone that resembles as if a dad has taken it with his son(s).

Kc: Hey Aidan you want to take a dad selfie to post on my instagram

Aidan: Sure but I have to be the dad you can be the son
(Picture taken)

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Hashbrown "selfie"

What old people imagine Teenage girls taking pictures of themselves is

Person 1: "Wow 'Dude!', that phonographular device is really 'swagger' amazing!"
Person 2: "Wow! Let's take a "Hashbrown "Selfie"" and put it on Instant-Graham!"

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Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex

"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"

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Shotgun selfie

To enact suicide, through the act of shooting oneself.

Jacob: I'm pretty sure the prevelance of the selfie emobides everything wrong with generation Tumblr.
Steve: Well you know what they say Jake, if you can't beat em', join em' *pouts and photographs himself*
Jacob: I don't care if it's ironic, if I see one more person upload one I might just take a selfie, a fucking shotgun selfie.
Steve: Real edgy, Jake.

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