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An attractive male, bearing similarities to sharks. Examples of known, handsome sharks are Michael Fassbender (His smile is extremely wide, showing off all his teeth, very much like a shark) and the character Simon form the E4 series Misfits.
A handsome shark is sexy, maybe pale and a little bit bad.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy, he was so hot."
Girl 2: "Yeah, he was a total shark"
Quote from Misfits 2x03
Kelly: What have I told you about dicking around with Simon?
Nathan: Who’s dicking around?
Kelly: You put your tongue in his mouth!
Nathan: Ah, Jesus. Alright, alright. So I got a bit fresh with him. I was staring into those big beautiful eyes; he’s like a… he’s like a handsome shark! I couldn’t help myself. I love him.
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a skilled card player (no longer is the word necessarily pejorative)
A card shark was strutting his stuff at the other table.
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A person who rigidly follows the rules and always does what they are told to do; a conformist; someone who is risk-averse.
The problems we face in our company require more than the typical right shark thinking.
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Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.
Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
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When you crap you pants out of the fear you get from seeing a shark while swimming in the ocean, your crap is like sugar to the shark and it will go crazy and then attack you. This term was first used and popularized by Rob Dyrdek on his MTV show, "Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory".
Man I was surfing on vacation last summer in Australia and this Great White Shark came up behind me and I Shark Sugared everywhere, he then proceeded to bite off my left foot out of the sugar frenzy I created for him.
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an all-emcompassing term for unidentified ailments.
My throat is killing me, but the doctor says it's not strep. Must be shark aids.
I have this rash, but I looked online and I can't figure out what it is.
Dude, you have shark aids.
WTF. I'm shitting blood.
Dude, you have shark aids.
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