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It's litteraly a baldy but retarded
"What haircut do you think I should get?"
"I think you should get the Bryce Rainey shave".
Following the same pattern as "fatboy slim". One guy who shaves hands, legs and chest but wears a lush beard.
Look, that`s beard boy shaved! All high school chicks get wet when he passes by!
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By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...
Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.
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Dollar shave club: When a man gets cum in his beard during the act of oral sex.
Did you notice Mike joined the dollar shave club last night.
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A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"
"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."
"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."
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Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.
"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"
"I gotta shave the pigeon."
"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"
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When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.
Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.
Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D
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